A new one!
The voting public of the overpriced, impersonal, scum-ridden shitehole that is our fair capital.


YOU VOTED AND GOT BORIS JOHNSON AS MAYOR.

What the holy fuck were you thinking!?

As I detest London and all it stands for, maybe you deserve this cretin.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 3 May 2008, 11:27, 6 replies)

We didn't all vote for him
I'd like to think I don't deserve that gormless racist cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 3 May 2008, 12:00, closed)

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I guess given the choice between an alcoholic, anti-semitic serial liar, a bumbling toff, a failed policeman who could take charisma lessons from Alan Shearer, a clueless hippy and a Nazi, the good people of London chose the least worst option.
(Axeman Jim, Sat 3 May 2008, 12:10, closed)

I Voted for him....
I'd prefer him to a grey politician anyday.
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Sat 3 May 2008, 14:29, closed)

was it like mr splashy pants
some internet guys voting him in just for shits and giggles?

I look forward to how much more entertaining the news at ten is going to be.
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sat 3 May 2008, 15:50, closed)

breaking news: the mayor doesn't do it alone
London is run by a whole organisation of civil servants who aren't going anywhere. Boris was very wise to put in a nice word for them, mere seconds after the election results were announced. If anything, they'll be happier under Boris than under Ken, simply because Boris knows his limitations, is more pragmatic and less ideological.

But then, I don't live in London any more (since 1999), and get to watch the fun from Dublin. 8)
( bnt what, me worry?, Sun 4 May 2008, 14:22, closed)

Boris went up in my estimation
when asked recently if he'd ever had sex with a man and he replied, 'Not yet'
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:57, closed)