Whinging fat bitches
I'm not a fan of noisy eating (close your mouth!) children in public places or of people walking slowly in front of you on the pavement, but fat cows are definitely my favourite peeve.

Fat cow: "Oh, you're so lucky to have a fast metabolism "
FUCK OFF - Since when have you been personally acquainted with my metabolism? It's actually *your* metabolism that's faster - fat people need faster metabolic rates just to keep them ticking over.
I'm the right size because I have a healthy balanced diet and exercise regularly, not because I somehow have a magic metabolic rate.
You're fat because you eat too much and don't do enough exercise. If you want to lose weight, get off your arse and start doing something.
IT'S NOT YOUR METABOLISM, IT'S YOUR DIET AND LIFESTYLE you lazy bitch

Oh, and clothes are not designed for 'thin' people - FFS, half of every highstreet shop is devoted to clothes for fatties
( Peapod Has returned to the fold on, Sat 3 May 2008, 23:43, 3 replies)

haha
shut up fatty!
(Lurkaloid awarded wanking black belt on, Sat 3 May 2008, 23:51, closed)

I'm a 30" waist
And it's a fucking mission to get normal clothes. Why do I need to visit every single fucking shop on a high street just to get some plain black work trousers in a 30"?
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 4 May 2008, 2:06, closed)

cadmus...
perchance are you going town to town checking each Woolworths? Asda.. that's where its at.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Sun 4 May 2008, 4:06, closed)