Some people just should't be allowed to have kids.
I know what your thinking and no, this isn't a complaint regarding the spawn of the chav race. I love watching chav children running around whilst being yelled at by their unfit mothers in public, I find it highly entertaining.

This is all about mothers who encourage their children to be annoying little cunts.

I was mowing the lawn today as I watched a mother and her (probably) 5 year-old son walk down the street. I heard the mother ask the child "Who you gunna call?" to which the child replied "Ghostbusters!" I smiled to myself and found comfort in the fact that the children of today have an avid interest in classic cinema. I soon lost this feeling when i noticed that the mother had asked this question a second time, and then a third and a forth etc and she laughed hysterically every time her son answered. This pissed me off severely after about 15 times and it continued until they were out of sight. It reminded me of that twatty advert "Were going to London to buy a Heat Magazine" I hope you get suicide bombed along with your irritating little loin fruit you intolerable fuckpile!
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Sat 3 May 2008, 23:52, 2 replies)

my mate and i
walked past the busstop a few weeks ago and one kid (maybe aged 7 if that) tried to block our way spread his feet as wide apart as possible to be as annoying as possible and his mum just laughed. I made a point of loudly saying "what an annoying little shit" as soon as we had walked past. It probably only encouraged them though.
(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Sun 4 May 2008, 11:08, closed)

Oops...
I've taught my six year-old so that whenever I say 'Stop!', she replies 'Hammertime'. Granted, I'll probably regret this piece of personal entertainment when she rushes out in front of a bus and responds to my frantic yell with the well-rehearsed early-nineties rap-lite reference. But, y'know, until then...
(costas, Sun 4 May 2008, 22:37, closed)