Immigrants
All they do when they get into this country is just leech off benefits, raising their terribly behaved kids and attempt to terrify their neighbours.

Then, every weekend, they get horrifically drunk and piss over everywhere, shouting vulgar abuse as they go.

Oh wait a minute, that's not immigrants...
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Sun 4 May 2008, 15:56, 5 replies)

In my street we have a lot of council housing, mostly occupied by immigrants,
they're generally hardworking, conscientious, quiet and well mannered people, especially the Poles.

One house however is occupied by a family of chavs and their kids, who spend all their spare time, which is all of it, making their presence known as much as humanly possible, with loud music, parties, rudeness, offensive behaviour like loud swearing, name calling and breaking stuff that isn't theirs, and overt drug use.

And they object and complain about every poor foreigner in the street, especially if they're a different colour to them, and go out of their way to make them feel uncomfortable for 'stealing our jobs and living off our benefits', which doesn't seem to make sense anyway, surely they can't be doing both, and the chavs are on benefits, they're just doing it with a lot more noise and anti social behaviour.

Give me more immigrants, I say.
( ..wil, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:21, closed)

@WiL
I think we should have a kind of exchange programme. One Pole in, one chav out. The only difference is the Pole can get here however they want, the chav has to leave the country by swimming the Channel. With their legs tied together. With chains.
( SteamedCleaner, Sun 4 May 2008, 16:46, closed)

Haha, brilliant idea Steamedcleaner
I'd also like to offer this deal to Daily Express readers.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sun 4 May 2008, 18:00, closed)

One in, one out!
Excellent. It works for nightclubs who want to retain their licence for fire regs so why not for the country?

Lock the doors and only allow one in for every one out. Bit of a bugger if you go on holiday, but that's what you get for ignoring a holiday in the UK instead of some dirty hotel in Greece.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:10, closed)

@Steamedcleaner
But surely this is just polarising the country even further? (Oh ho ho)
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:05, closed)