Pet Peeves
What makes you angry? Get it off your chest so we can laugh at your impotent rage.
( , Thu 1 May 2008, 23:12)
What makes you angry? Get it off your chest so we can laugh at your impotent rage.
( , Thu 1 May 2008, 23:12)
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Pushers
Yes, I don't like drug pushers, but I bloody hate food pushers...
"Have you ever tried cheese?" "I haven't tried arsenic either."
"You'll really like it." "So you bloody eat it."
"Just try it." "Fook off."
This was a conversation my teacher had with me when I was about 14 in a restaurant in Paris. (It was a school trip.) (And my response was mental rather than verbal.)
Its not a one off though, my wife has, successfully, got me eating pasta and rice after nagging at me for nearly eight years.
And don't start me on when I go to the pub and ask for a tonic water if I'm with friends....
( , Mon 5 May 2008, 20:49, 5 replies)
Yes, I don't like drug pushers, but I bloody hate food pushers...
"Have you ever tried cheese?" "I haven't tried arsenic either."
"You'll really like it." "So you bloody eat it."
"Just try it." "Fook off."
This was a conversation my teacher had with me when I was about 14 in a restaurant in Paris. (It was a school trip.) (And my response was mental rather than verbal.)
Its not a one off though, my wife has, successfully, got me eating pasta and rice after nagging at me for nearly eight years.
And don't start me on when I go to the pub and ask for a tonic water if I'm with friends....
( , Mon 5 May 2008, 20:49, 5 replies)
oh Christ don't remind me
"I don't eat cheese."
"YOU DON'T EAT CHEESE? HOW WEIRD!"
"I don't like the taste of it."
"WOW! I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE WHO DIDN'T LIKE CHEESE BEFORE! HEY EVERYONE, DID YOU KNOW EMVEE DOESN'T LIKE CHEESE?"
"WHAT, EMVEE DOESN'T LIKE CHEESE? NOT EVEN CHEDDAR?"
"DO YOU LIKE CHEDDAR?"
"No, I don't like cheddar."
"WHY DON'T YOU LIKE CHEDDAR?"
"I LOVE CHEDDAR, ME."
"HAVE YOU TRIED CREAM CHEESE?"
"WHAT ABOUT BRIE?"
Fuck's sake. It's about the only thing (apart from mayonnaise) that I won't eat. I'm not lactose intolerant, I like milk, it's just that to me, cheese tastes like vomit. Every so often I'll try some to see if my tastes have changed, but after 30 years they haven't. But tell people this and it's like they've discovered a new species of human being.
I don't like cheese. Now kindly shut the fuck up about it.
( , Mon 5 May 2008, 21:04, closed)
"I don't eat cheese."
"YOU DON'T EAT CHEESE? HOW WEIRD!"
"I don't like the taste of it."
"WOW! I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE WHO DIDN'T LIKE CHEESE BEFORE! HEY EVERYONE, DID YOU KNOW EMVEE DOESN'T LIKE CHEESE?"
"WHAT, EMVEE DOESN'T LIKE CHEESE? NOT EVEN CHEDDAR?"
"DO YOU LIKE CHEDDAR?"
"No, I don't like cheddar."
"WHY DON'T YOU LIKE CHEDDAR?"
"I LOVE CHEDDAR, ME."
"HAVE YOU TRIED CREAM CHEESE?"
"WHAT ABOUT BRIE?"
Fuck's sake. It's about the only thing (apart from mayonnaise) that I won't eat. I'm not lactose intolerant, I like milk, it's just that to me, cheese tastes like vomit. Every so often I'll try some to see if my tastes have changed, but after 30 years they haven't. But tell people this and it's like they've discovered a new species of human being.
I don't like cheese. Now kindly shut the fuck up about it.
( , Mon 5 May 2008, 21:04, closed)
I don't
like cheese either, except on pizzas as the cooking has blended the flavours.
I've had the same experience -
"Go on, try a bit of Brie; you might like it!" etc etc
It's really annoying. Just accept my mistrust/dislike of cheese before I force it down you and see how YOU like it.
( , Mon 5 May 2008, 21:41, closed)
like cheese either, except on pizzas as the cooking has blended the flavours.
I've had the same experience -
"Go on, try a bit of Brie; you might like it!" etc etc
It's really annoying. Just accept my mistrust/dislike of cheese before I force it down you and see how YOU like it.
( , Mon 5 May 2008, 21:41, closed)
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I know someone that I thought was a little odd as he does like cheese but not melted cheese. Each to their own though!
( , Tue 6 May 2008, 12:08, closed)
I know someone that I thought was a little odd as he does like cheese but not melted cheese. Each to their own though!
( , Tue 6 May 2008, 12:08, closed)
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