Lectures from TV Weather people
Clare Nasir did it this morning.
"It's going to be hot today, so make sure you wear sunscreen'
I am a 39 year old man who is perfectly capable of making decisions by myself. You don't know if i am dark skinned or pasty, work down a cave or in the fields. You're not my Mum, stop being so fucking lecturing.
And next time it is going to rain, don't tell me to take an umbrella. I won't, just to spite you.
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Wed 7 May 2008, 11:10, 4 replies)

In a similar vein...
There's a line from a Half Man Half Biscuit song (A Country Practice) that goes:

"Opinionated weather forecasters telling us it's going to be a miserable day for everyone. Miserable for who? I quite like a bit of drizzle - stick to the facts."
(Monkey Tennis isn't Spartacus, Wed 7 May 2008, 11:20, closed)

Umbrella
That'll show them!
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 7 May 2008, 11:20, closed)

*Imagines*
*FX* Turtles head pointing at the telly and screaming *FX*

"YOU'RE NOT MY MUM!"
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Wed 7 May 2008, 11:54, closed)

It can be quite cold
and still sunny enough to require sunscreen. Conversely, just because it's hot doesn't imply it's sunny.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 7 May 2008, 11:59, closed)