You know what makes me angry.
When I come home from a hard day at the office and a one hour slog of exercise and then overcook my omelette and find my bread has gone mouldy.

I want to cry now : (
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 May 2008, 19:46, 47 replies)

awww
Don't cry, the bread will get soggy as well as mouldy!

How mouldy is it? Is it beyond-help mouldy, or is it "If I just pick the mouldy bits off and toast it, no-one will know" mouldy?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 7 May 2008, 19:50, closed)

Beyond help!
I've eaten my omelette and I'm on my cup of tea now.


Must....have.....bread......
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 May 2008, 19:51, closed)

Oh
Well... Tesco?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 7 May 2008, 19:53, closed)

Can't be bothered to go out.
I shall suffer today and pig out tomorrow. Besides a little less bread in my life will do me good.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 May 2008, 19:56, closed)

fair enough
Bread is really bloaty anyway.

I'm still at work. Is there anything good on the telly tonight?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 7 May 2008, 19:57, closed)

My bread was mould too :(
Luckily mine was only round the edges, so I just picked it off and ate it anyway. Does that make me a bad person?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 7 May 2008, 19:59, closed)

@Penguin
Yes. Go to the naughty step. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:01, closed)

^ HLT
Don't know, I don't watch much telly nowadays. Too busy faffing about on tinternet.


edit - just had a quick look and it's rubbish.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:02, closed)

Hmm
If that gets me sent to the naughty step, what does eating meat I've dropped on the kitchen floor get me?

And channel 5 has some strange thing on about a guy who built a house in the middle of nowhere.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:06, closed)

@BGB
Thanks honey. Saves me the bother of dicking about later - I always channel hop then get sucked into watching something mindless like Wok Gay and his makeover show.

I don't have the interweb at home *sobs*...

... and there is the most delicious takeaway smell wafting through the open doors.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:06, closed)

@ Penguin
Er... dysentery?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:07, closed)

Well
Not yet certainly. Maybe the floor has actually been cleaned relatively recently the day I did that. I drew the line at the bagel that had turned to green liquid though, a guy has to have some sort of standards.

Busy night at the theatre?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:10, closed)

@Penguin
Well, I'll let you off then.

All quiet here - just the drama brats, no proper shows.

how about you?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:11, closed)

Should be working
But can't really be bothered. Waiting to get an email back from a guy in a group with the references and things so I can print it and hand it in tomorrow.

Should also be doing an A3 folio for Friday, but really can't be bothered as I've been working on it all day. I did however succeed in gluing my hand together many times. And playing with photoshop.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:14, closed)

glue!
how did you manage that?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:17, closed)

I'm playing GTA
And killing hookers :)
( Cawl, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:18, closed)

Model making
Making a model of some street furniture I had to design. Put glue on foam board. Put foam board on other bit of foam board. Glue went all over hand and stuck it to foam board.

Then to other hand.

Got to love the superglue from Poundland, it's well strong.

You still get lots of cake at work?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:20, closed)

mmm cake...
... and sex too, sometimes (only on here though)
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:20, closed)

:(
I still haven't had cake in ages. Ages and ages and ages and ages and ages.

All I've got is TV on my laptop, with lots of crap programmes.

Kaol, I hope you are taking the necessary H&S precautions while killing hookers.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:22, closed)

Yeah,
I'm not touching them, I'm shooting or running them over instead.
( Cawl, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:23, closed)

Just checking
Wouldn't want you going and setting bad examples now would we?

I would also like to add that deadlines suck.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:25, closed)

You had to go and mention cake you buggers.
and sex......
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:26, closed)

I understand the cake
but where do you get the sex in a theatre? And why is it not better signposted?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:27, closed)

@al
Just follow the sign with the woman on it that appears on doors...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:29, closed)

sorry
by "here", I meant our spiritual home, meaning b3ta.

We're not that kind of a theatre ;)
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:29, closed)

Oh i see!
I always thought hose were toilets, how silly must I look, going into the mens sex room and having a wee. How red is my face now!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:31, closed)

^HLT
Where do you get sex on here. It seems to have evaded me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:32, closed)

...
She seems to get it in caves with Kaol, or on horses with Kaol from what I can tell.

Hmm, seeing a common theme.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:34, closed)

@BGB
I think Kaol is a good first option. He seems to sex anything that moves at the moment.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:34, closed)

this is true
In the cave away from the bright sunshine, where the chilled vodka is and where al retreats to for his 4pm shufty off the wrist.

It's *the* place to be, my dear!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:35, closed)

*shudders*
Kaol is young enough to be my son. Is there no-one old and wrinkly and gagging for it like me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:37, closed)

age...
it doesn't matter in the dark!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:38, closed)

Vodka in a cave
That reminds me, we have vodka in the kitchen!! Woo yay!!

Don't seem to have anything to enjoy it with though. Only Irn-Bru.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:40, closed)

It may not matter in the dark but.....
It does matter in my head.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:41, closed)

@ Penguin
on horses?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:45, closed)

...
I'm sure I read something along those lines earlier on, but I may well be wrong. I still say it's all down to Captain 'health and safety' Kaol though. I know that bit's true.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:47, closed)

maybe you dreamt it
but yes Kaol did do sex on me earlier.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:48, closed)

Damn him
The wiley stud.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:49, closed)

Kaol and tulip sitting in a tree..
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:49, closed)

@ Penguin
hee hee hee!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:50, closed)

*strolls in, cape billowing*
Yep, I'm real, you can touch me.
( Cawl, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:52, closed)

:(
I get laughs, he gets teh sex and a cape. And a lot of firsts in QoTW.

I think this inbalance may break my scales.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:53, closed)

I get the first
Post in a lot of QOTWs too...
( Cawl, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:54, closed)

@ Kaol
There's no merit in coming first, you know...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:55, closed)

@hlt
That's great, 'cos I usually come about 5th.

/raincover
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:56, closed)

Excellent!
I can deal with coming second though, depending who it is...
( Cawl, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:57, closed)

OK kids,
I'm away home now.

Have fun!

byeeeee!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 7 May 2008, 21:03, closed)