Starsigns
Does the exact date your parents shagged determine what you're like? "Ooh I'm a perfectionist but then I am a Virgo....no, you're a sad deluded idiot who believes in something that's essentially a fairytale. Get a grip.
( Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:38, 8 replies)

I tend to laugh
having been born earlier than due, I am a different star sign to the one I should have been.

It worked out well, though, cos I ended up Sagitarius, and we're half human half horse. According to that well known astrologer, Billy Connolly, we're the only star sign allowed to shit in the street.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 7 May 2008, 20:56, closed)

I'm an Aquarius.
That means that I get to piss out of windows.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 7 May 2008, 21:02, closed)

I'm a Gemini.
Which means you get to have a threesome.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 May 2008, 21:12, closed)

I'm a Capricorn...
Which is a goat... Er... Fuck!
( Cawl, Wed 7 May 2008, 21:45, closed)

magazines
Waiting in a hospital waiting room, I started looking through the magazines on offer, every single one was a celeb magazine. Not even a decent one like OK or Hello, the really banal end of the market.
My missus starts flicking through and shows me the horoscope which I read and then exclaimed (loud enough for everyone else to say) "That horoscope is sooo me; along with 5m other people of course"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 7 May 2008, 21:46, closed)

I'm a Leo.
Roar. Roar. Brutal mauling.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 7 May 2008, 22:56, closed)

I'm Aquarius
and I've got you wet and your mum will tell you off for getting wet.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:23, closed)

Virgo
Eternal virgin or something like that.

yeah, not so much so.....


Oh, and it isn't the date your parents shagged, it is aprox 9 months after they shagged. Though, I guess you could look at it either way.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 8 May 2008, 4:08, closed)