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What makes you angry? Get it off your chest so we can laugh at your impotent rage.

(, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:12)
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Does the exact date your parents shagged determine what you're like? "Ooh I'm a perfectionist but then I am a Virgo....no, you're a sad deluded idiot who believes in something that's essentially a fairytale. Get a grip.
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:38, 8 replies)
I tend to laugh
having been born earlier than due, I am a different star sign to the one I should have been.

It worked out well, though, cos I ended up Sagitarius, and we're half human half horse. According to that well known astrologer, Billy Connolly, we're the only star sign allowed to shit in the street.
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:56, closed)
I'm an Aquarius.
That means that I get to piss out of windows.
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 21:02, closed)
I'm a Gemini.
Which means you get to have a threesome.
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 21:12, closed)
I'm a Capricorn...
Which is a goat... Er... Fuck!
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 21:45, closed)
Waiting in a hospital waiting room, I started looking through the magazines on offer, every single one was a celeb magazine. Not even a decent one like OK or Hello, the really banal end of the market.
My missus starts flicking through and shows me the horoscope which I read and then exclaimed (loud enough for everyone else to say) "That horoscope is sooo me; along with 5m other people of course"
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 21:46, closed)
I'm a Leo.
Roar. Roar. Brutal mauling.
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 22:56, closed)
I'm Aquarius
and I've got you wet and your mum will tell you off for getting wet.
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 23:23, closed)
Eternal virgin or something like that.

yeah, not so much so.....

Oh, and it isn't the date your parents shagged, it is aprox 9 months after they shagged. Though, I guess you could look at it either way.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 4:08, closed)

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