internet munters
after splitting with my long term girl friend and feeling that I was very rusty in the chatting up department, I decided that I would look into the seedy world of interweb dating.

The alarm bells began to ring as soon as I began the search , finding laydeez whom were akin to socially retarded psychopaths who looked like they has been strained through the bed sheets on conception,

one fine example was called "carebear69" she was both ugly and stupid ( both qualities I posess myself and dont feel the need date some one with them too.) and would "fuck for drinks". needless to say I avoided getting Aids off that one by not even acknowledging her, and called it a day, thinking that if she was the best I could get off the internet I would rather be on my own.( and STD free)

I found very few people who I could safely say I would date with out having to kill my self in shame, so instead I took the easy root and got drunk and went out with my friends , easy!
(fpk, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 16:02, Reply)