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A somewhat shocked friend writes, "I did not realise it is considered de rigeur to send a cock shot with the first email."
Welcome to the world of personal ads. How deep down the rabbit hole have you gone?
( , Thu 13 Sep 2007, 15:01)
A somewhat shocked friend writes, "I did not realise it is considered de rigeur to send a cock shot with the first email."
Welcome to the world of personal ads. How deep down the rabbit hole have you gone?
( , Thu 13 Sep 2007, 15:01)
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everyone say awwwww
i am currently in the middle of my 4th ! serious relationship break up, so may i take this opertunity to do a bit of free advertising.. *please note all the following is true*
28 year old male from the norwich area, 6'3 with dark hair and reasonable looks is kind caring, very considerate, generous and passionate, IT Manager
seeks female of around the same age or slightly younger for friendship leading in time possibly to more, preferably non smoker
dislikes *here we go*
- women who were mothered and therefore have no grasp of the real world, is unable to share in household things, has irrational fears and runs off back to mummy when one of these fears rears its ugly head
- woman who don't know what they want out of life who get bored easily but then cannot make a desicion about what they would like to do to resolve this issue, are happy to carry on a relationship for 2, 3, 4 or 5 years before deciding they want something different or that it wasn't gonna work and even go as far as saying "i thought i was in love with u"
- women with double standards about everything but especially money ! along the lines of "heres your £20 for the week to live on, HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST YOU MAY WANT AN EXTRA BAR OF CHOCLATE ONE DAY ?, now.. what do you think about this leather sofa ?" also double standards about the seeing of long term ex boyfiends yet not allowing me to see a 'girl' friend,
- woman who are easliy influenced by girly mates into moving their engagement rings/flirting so they can get chatted up etc and finally get pushed into ending the relationship.
- woman who just want a sperm donar for the baby they've always wanted but was never interested in my dream of settling down with a wife and couple of kids.
Likes
- any girl who appriciates a decent guy, likes the standard romantic gestures and appreciates them more when theres been a gap.
- any girl who is completely faithful and doesn't need the attention of anyone else
- any girl who can fight for a relationship to work and compromise with out arguments
- any girl who is honest
- any girl who realises there is a balance to relation ships
- any girl who can be as attentive to my needs as i will be to hers
- any girl who believes u need a hug now and then and a hug solves anything
END
yes i know im a big softy..
length ? well why don't u answer ? ;o)
Mod Edit: if you find someone special through this, can you let us know? *manly punch on shoulder*
edit: its mostly sposed to be a joke but like i said is all true.. and do get in touch if u want to lol
( , Thu 13 Sep 2007, 16:17, Reply)
i am currently in the middle of my 4th ! serious relationship break up, so may i take this opertunity to do a bit of free advertising.. *please note all the following is true*
28 year old male from the norwich area, 6'3 with dark hair and reasonable looks is kind caring, very considerate, generous and passionate, IT Manager
seeks female of around the same age or slightly younger for friendship leading in time possibly to more, preferably non smoker
dislikes *here we go*
- women who were mothered and therefore have no grasp of the real world, is unable to share in household things, has irrational fears and runs off back to mummy when one of these fears rears its ugly head
- woman who don't know what they want out of life who get bored easily but then cannot make a desicion about what they would like to do to resolve this issue, are happy to carry on a relationship for 2, 3, 4 or 5 years before deciding they want something different or that it wasn't gonna work and even go as far as saying "i thought i was in love with u"
- women with double standards about everything but especially money ! along the lines of "heres your £20 for the week to live on, HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST YOU MAY WANT AN EXTRA BAR OF CHOCLATE ONE DAY ?, now.. what do you think about this leather sofa ?" also double standards about the seeing of long term ex boyfiends yet not allowing me to see a 'girl' friend,
- woman who are easliy influenced by girly mates into moving their engagement rings/flirting so they can get chatted up etc and finally get pushed into ending the relationship.
- woman who just want a sperm donar for the baby they've always wanted but was never interested in my dream of settling down with a wife and couple of kids.
Likes
- any girl who appriciates a decent guy, likes the standard romantic gestures and appreciates them more when theres been a gap.
- any girl who is completely faithful and doesn't need the attention of anyone else
- any girl who can fight for a relationship to work and compromise with out arguments
- any girl who is honest
- any girl who realises there is a balance to relation ships
- any girl who can be as attentive to my needs as i will be to hers
- any girl who believes u need a hug now and then and a hug solves anything
END
yes i know im a big softy..
length ? well why don't u answer ? ;o)
Mod Edit: if you find someone special through this, can you let us know? *manly punch on shoulder*
edit: its mostly sposed to be a joke but like i said is all true.. and do get in touch if u want to lol
( , Thu 13 Sep 2007, 16:17, Reply)
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