If I Can Recall Correctly
There was a well known personal ad being whored around all the corner shops in the local area:

"Male 2 Male massage. Very affordable and discreet. Full body massage and lots of pampering"

Us being the mature youths that we are, decided to prank call that number, because that's the extent of our wit.

*Dials number*
Pervert: Hello?
Friend: Hi....I'd like a massage p-please.
Pervert: Well it's £40 altogether, I can either come around your home or we can arrange to meet somewhere else.
Friend: Err yeah ok sure. Erm...How far are you willing to go.
*pause*
Pervert: Well how far do you want to go?

Couldn't exactly finish the conversation after that.
He sounded like a middle aged man apparently. How suprising.
(Ellytots Last thought of chocolate on, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 21:21, Reply)