Brotherly Love?
My more attractive cousin who is a year older than me was dating a reletively hot but very dull man several years ago. (Not too dissimilar to her current reletively hot but duller than dishwater man who's life revolves around Stoke football team and his hair) But anyway, said previous boyfriend and my cousin who we shall call Mary for that is not her name (I'm not sure if she or her man use this site) decided to set me up with his brother.

So, after a brief conversation on msn (before the days of uploading pics) we agreed to meet on the local train station. Of course given that Mary's man was tall, slim with brown eyes and floppy hair, I figured his brother wouldn't be too dissimilar. How wrong can a person be? Well, I was wrong. After all the semi decent looking people had filtered off the train and my suitor waddled into view I had to hold off the urge to vomit.

Tall? Yes about as tall as he was fat! Blue eyes set back in a face that simply joined to his body via a neck of pure fat. He was dressed in a tshirt that could have acted as a 4 man tent and had ginger hair that possibly hadn't seen a shower in several months. He also smellt bad.

As if sitting in silence wasn't bad enough, he proceeded to eat two large meals in McDonalds (possibly Super Size) washed down with coke and 2 icecreams. While I sat nursing a diet coke with the voices in my head on constant scream and informing me if I didn't exit soon they would force my hands to gouge out my eyes. I promptly made my excuses (again) and left.
(vampyre_gem has been dead since, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 5:55, Reply)