"Woo" First post, etc.
As an aside, the lady in my life hunted me down over a famous Emo-laden social networking site. However we were at the same University at the time, so I console myself by pretending it's not incredibly sad as we'd have inevitably met anyway.

Anyway, onto the actual story...

My flatmate at the time, who we'll call Bob, was going through a 20 year dry spell *cough*virgin*cough* so decided to use a website for finding 'Adult Friends' to find an 'Adult Friend'. After weeks of searching for Bob's profile, the hippy flatmate and I were drawing blanks until inspiration struck. Our Spurs-mad flatmate had picked "What's my favourite football team" as his MSN security question.

A few incredulous glances and muffled giggles later, we were into Bob's AFF profile, planning to make it as embarrassing as possible. Unfortunately, we didn't have much work to do.

"Hi, I'm Bob. I'm really sweet but women don't seem to like me. I just want someone to hold me at night and cuddle me in the mornings. If you're looking for a meaningful relationship, please message me ASAP."

We just left the poor sap's profile as it was and went off to find something better to do*.

Two days later we found out that he'd followed a girl home from a club and spent three hours perched on the end of her bed asking "can I have a cuddle?" over and over again. Poor bastard.

Length? He didn't say...

*_{Lie. We added the words "I like fat cocks", changed his preferences to Gay and replaced his profile picture with that of a small rodent. Oh, and emailed everyone on his MSN mailing list with the email "I like hard anal, can I violate you?"}
(Psycorp603, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 11:07, Reply)