I am gorgeous
I am solvent(ish), own a detached house, good job, nice car & am sporty.

However, I live in the middle of pissing nowhere in a foreign country and so I use internet dating because the locals are inbred freaks.

T: lived with his parents, could've eaten an apple through a tennis racket, threw up when my dog caught a mouse when we were out walking.

B: admitted to 5 years older than he told me, but looked nearer 10. Fat, old, bald but a really nice guy and I liked him. Said "it's not you, it's me." A line he probably picked up in the 70s.

P: middle-aged drunk complete with roseacea, told me he loved me and wanted to have little "yid" kids with me. Took me to a 5* hotel and pissed all over the bathroom. All over. I put my heels on to go in and brush my teeth.

A: possibly the most obnoxious Australian I've ever met. Liable to send obscenely nasty emails when off his tits.

Cock shots? oh faahsands.

Have met a new chap online, M, he hasn't sent me a photo of his cock yet. I suspect he's a nullo - it's the only plausible explanation in this day and age. Very odd - seems to want to get to know my personality. WTF is that all about?
(betty_bongo, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 8:29, Reply)