After a number of years being single
and hearing people go on about Match.com amongst other sites, I thought, pah, what the fuck! So I created a free account, and took pride trying to be as honest as possible (big mistake). Anyway...

Eventually I decided to send a few winks, and I actually got a wink back! I was chuffed, as that is just about far I get when I'm out on the pull. But shit! You can't send an email without paying for membership, so I did, then sent an email. But of course, she didn't have membership and wasn't prepared to pay for membership, which is also very similar to me meeting any girls in person, you give, they take *grumbles*...

After that I decided to do the stereotypical carpet bomb wink technique. After sending a few I started contemplating sending one to someone who seemed a bit sensible for me, and thought I would consult a friend. So I sent him the saying,

Subject: Bird
Body: Hey mate, what do you think of this one? Not too shabby hey?

Except that I emailed it to her! Damn, I even put my foot in it on the web, there is no saving me.

But anyway, I persisted and created a free account on another site. But this time I recieved an email from a rather hot looking girl! Nice I thought, i'll sign up and reply, I did, she didn't bother replying back! Like wtf? From that moment on I decided that 70% of it is a pure con, fake profiles... that's my excuse for being so pathetic at it anyway!
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:18, Reply)