Personals...
My first go at personals was a newspaper ad. It led me to a two year relationship with a MANIC depressive (I foolishly thought I could help, after a previous session on happy pills myself - She'd had a really bad history and I was to be the knight in shining armour) whose mother incidentally was part of the Nazi Ubermensch programme - I shit you not.

Bred from a Govt. Official Father, Doctor mother and removed to a training camp in Czechslovakia in prep for the 3rd Reich new world order - A born Nazi, she would regularly come over and complain about the place (ran finger over dusty doorframes) and did random things like physically change the side the fridge door opened because she preferred it that way.

She actually wanted the daughter to dump me and get with another guy she knew, solely on the basis that he earned more money(despite being a transvestite who took regular Thai holidays, which she didnt mind at all).

After a while, I'd hear the (always unnanounced) arrival of the car in the drive and I'd jump the back fence and piss off to the bookies (out of character for me) for a few hours, hopefully until she'd left.

Still, I had 2 beautiful cats there and they kept me around far longer than I should have otherwise stayed..

I have MANY a tale of woe in my time with that woman, as even though the Mum was bad - The daughter was worse. A liar, a cheat, sex mad for about a fortnight, then seemed to give up on the idea, mystery phonecalls taken in other rooms, even called me by her Ex's name at the point of climax once (its the only time I nearly reflex punched a woman)... argh makes me mad just thinking about it. She was like some kind of soul vampire, even worse when she would voluntarily decide that she didnt need her medication anymore and not tell me - My hair went prematurely grey in patches and I blame her entirely for it. Um, so whatever you do - Dont do the paper personals - Some people are single for a very good reason!

Apologies for the length, but it was still like the last hotdog in the tin...
(Phlash, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:17, Reply)