Large, and a nutter to say the least.
I recently moved to a completely new place and didnt know anyone. A local girl messaged me on a dating site. She did say from the offset that she was on the larger side, and she didnt look very good in her pictures. Well fair enough I thought, she might have some fit mates. And theres nothing wrong with a bit of a friendship.
We exchanged a few emails and they were generally quite pleasent and she seemed like a nice person. That was until i mentioned Ive had an ex girlfriend. She went nuts! Saying that we couldnt be friends. She was a devout catholic, and didnt want anything to do with me because I wasnt a virgin. (Im 27, she was 25). And that was it, dumped before we even met.

A week later my mate came over to stay. Amused by this, he set up his own profile: "The worlds last virgin catholic?" He become the man of her dreams! Within 15 minutes he had a message from her. They exchanged a few messages. The girl was 27 stone! Suffered with schitzofrenia, no job, no mates, no money. Just a hefty wodge of blob to offer to the world. She said that she always eats at a certain restaurant on a sunday down at the marina, and it would be great if he came along. So we did.. together. We descretly walked by. She was sat at a table outside. But not in a chair, no she had to sit on the wall and push the table up to her! We were sighted by perhaps the fattest girl i have probably ever seen in my life. Her sheer mound of her stomach was actually lifting the table off the floor. We quickly moved on and vowed never to set eyes on that thing again.

So yes, I officially got dumped by a grosely obese Schitzo nutter on a dating site because I'm not a virgin!
(Miggyman, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:40, Reply)