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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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I remember being ID'd once in Asda for booze by some spotty teenager.
Little Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:08, 15 replies)
What an unfortunate name for a teenager.
Spotty, or otherwise.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:09, closed)
I am guessing this didnt happen recently

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:47, closed)
Oh, you bitch!
Couple years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:53, closed)
Some dippy barbint at Download last year tried to make me get a fucking 'proof of age' wristband.
The festival-plod bloke giving them out did a double take and then went up to her, pointed at me and said "You honestly think this bloke looks younger than 21? GET YOUR FUCKING EYES CHECKED AFTER YOU'VE GIVEN HIM HIS BEER!"
I look older than God btw.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:21, closed)
That's one good thing about
being fat and craggy like me, I suppose.

Last time I was carded I was 12.
(username failed moderation, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:23, closed)
I AM fat and craggy. AND a balding beardo.
Barbint was just retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:32, closed)
The last time I was asked for ID was the 1980s.
/methusalations
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:43, closed)
I'm so old that when I started drinking nobody knew what ID was.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:46, closed)
you started drinking before beer was invented

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:12, closed)
yerr ... but you're only twelve

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:42, closed)
I'm 32!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:53, closed)
shit
I'm the worst child groomer ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:13, closed)
Didn't even have good sweets...
and your puppies were shit.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 18:03, closed)
...his cock, on the other hand....

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 18:11, closed)
Protein's good for the complexion
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 20:10, closed)

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