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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

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Don't forget to put your bins out.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:47, 22 replies)
+ ab

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:15, closed)
Don't forget to put your bins out, AB.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:19, closed)
They live out the front of the house.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:00, closed)
This seems like an excellent opportunity for somebody to point out some perceived deficiency in your chosen living accommodation.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:56, closed)
Could someone explain this "Stay about from my bins" malarkey to me?

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:45, closed)
probably

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:48, closed)
I was asking for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:50, closed)
Well.... you know bins?
Stay about from them.
Especially mine.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:48, closed)
Righty-ho.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:51, closed)
Glad I could clear that up!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:04, closed)
and mine

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:00, closed)
A typo that got mocked then edited
b3ta.com/questions/ignoredadvice/post1786596

It was meant to be a reference to an old Teletext thing called Digitiser. Now it's this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:35, closed)
alright brb

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:16, closed)
alright, emvee marshmallow

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:20, closed)
My property portfolio is well respected amongst the modelling community

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:26, closed)
I've taken grotty pictures of women that aren't even skag addicts yet
and sold them at a thousand percent profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:47, closed)
I rather uselessly prevented someone bleeding to death. God I wish I coloured stuff in for a living to give life some meaning.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:01, closed)
you must be so humiliated

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:11, closed)
That person whose life you saved yesterday went into work today and coloured some stuff in.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:25, closed)
I
haven't set fire to them yet.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:39, closed)
Flort gribble
Snurt
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:33, closed)
Are they on fire?
/1912 pantomime script.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:33, closed)

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