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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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Some fucking bint
from the British Eat Your Greens Secretariat was on the radio yesterday saying that the new '7 a day' message was "too confusing for people", and we should stay on 5 a day because "it's easier to understand". Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 22:50, 15 replies)
It's like two more complicated.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 22:55, closed)
He's right. I understood five but now I'm totes confused.
Anyway I only know six.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 23:03, closed)
What's so hard to understand?
Peas in own mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 5:56, closed)
Oh lawdy me!

(wheeples mcsquiblington a spazmatic cuntwankatron., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 7:15, closed)
<Applause>

(BeatsWork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 9:46, closed)
Was that on PM?
It says a lot for the Vegan Society that their president was given the runaround by a nutritionist.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 23:29, closed)
Meat makes you clever.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 8:28, closed)
cleaver makes you meat

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 8:29, closed)
Most people don't eat 5, so telling them to eat 7 isn't overcomplicating things,
it's just futile.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 9:00, closed)
What sort of flabby beige-grazing untermensch eats fewer than seven portions of fruit and veg a day?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 9:09, closed)
No one cares what you vegans think.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:58, closed)
Is Dr S a vegan?
Yuck. That's disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:15, closed)
Am I?
I don't think I'm doing it right. I cure my own foie gras.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:18, closed)
Shut up, vegan.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:20, closed)
Vegetable Rights and Peace!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:31, closed)

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