Fingers + Face = Fear, Paranoia and Freak-out
Anyone lightly poking my face so that they are barely touching it send me into a panic fit, the lighter they do it, the worse it is. I cant cope with it, it makes me unable to breathe and I feel like I'm gonna pass out. I stopped telling people when I realised that people are bastards, and they will do it to see the subsequent freakout and me batting at my face like a spakker angry with his own nose.
I thought i was alone in this strange condition, but when i went to Uni I found someone else with this weird streak in them. As a result we have spent many a strange afternoon sitting in front of one another lightly touching each others face at the same time to see who would 'break' first.
It truly is a game with no winners, just two very sad, demented looking losers....
(Formaly Over say's hello, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:02, 7 replies)

*Click*
If only for the words "batting at my face like a spakker angry with his own nose"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:07, closed)

*poke*
*runs*
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:07, closed)

*click*
What Agnostic Antichrist said roflol
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:10, closed)

damn
you made me laugh out loud at work...now I have to spend an eternity explaining what was funny to my German colleague!
(cmouse is pondering about life in other jobs, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 15:15, closed)

cmouse, i apologise...
evryone else, its ridiculous, even if they dont *actually* (in fact if u can get to spak out without physically touching me, bonus points) touch my face i get tetchy and wipe my face an amazing amount, right up to and including behind my ears, just beacause its attached to my head, and they're fingers *might* of been there, might is a very operative word there.
crap being me, etc... not emo, just eally is crap having such a lame phobia
(Formaly Over say's hello, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:24, closed)

Gib?
My flat mate told me this the other day.

He just can't deal with me poking him or touching him in any way. Of course I then stepped it up a wee bit. Thing is he was drunk as a fecker and started grabbing evryones balls in the pub. what a wanker.
(poofly, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:12, closed)

Genuine LOL
really this almost never happens.
(electrogirl no one thinks about the implications of a clown su, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 17:23, closed)