An exhaustive, though by no means incomplete list of things that disturb me.

Previously posted on my Facebook profile.

I am scared of:

Partially-masticated white bread
Raw turkeys that look like headless women in labour
The word "pantyhose"
The word "panties"
Children with old faces
Waluigi
Pelvic thrusting
"Rumble in the Bronx"
Changing the watercooler
The Tresseme advert jingle
Aeroplane toilets
Toilets that flush too noisily, or for too long. Especially at night.
The Status Quo dance
Chest hair that is so springy, t-shirts rest on top of it without actually touching skin
People that smell like meat
The "rup-a-pum-pum" part of "Little Drummer Boy"
Perfectly circular ham
Mayonnaise
That dance that people that went to "discos" in the 80s do
Instant noodle sandwiches
The word "gusset"
Crumpy sandwich paste
Corned beef
The underside of manta rays
Ugly fish (monkfish, angler fish etc)
Goldfish with bulbous eyes
Sweaty muffins in plastic wrappers
The word "macho"
"Come to Daddy" by Aphex Twin (see "children with old faces")
Strawberry flavoured milk
Slightly difficult technology
When Sims say something that sounds like "This prau is prenochet"
Bruised, overripe fruit that has the stench of death clinging to it
Caillou
Madeline
Fatman Scoop shouting
The whole concept of the "Bugsy Malone" movie (see "children with old faces")
The word, and whole idea of "sacs"
(schnuff, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 6:39, 6 replies)

Are you George Carlin
by any chance ?
( Ramsay Tupper, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:35, closed)

You may not be completely mad. . .
That is a very long list, but strangely enough I can almost see where you are coming from with nearly all of those fears. With me they are more like intense dislikes though, and the 'Status Quo Dance' made me laugh.
(plantboy, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:08, closed)

Ahem
you mean 'The Flying Angel'

I wouldn't advise watching the Top of the Pops performance of Tiger Feet by Mud then. They had two pairs of chaps performing said dance, one on either end of the stage.

Or Stones in the Park, where you see the Hell's Angels performing their Angel dance.

I'm a bit of an officionado as you can see. Second best dance ever in my opinion, after 'uprocking'.

LOVE IT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:25, closed)

I'm with you on
'Panties' and 'Gusset'. Just because they sound extremely silly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:09, closed)

Yes!
I know precisely what you mean about that thing the sims say! It actually properly creeps me out...
(thants, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:06, closed)

mmm....
panties - I LOVE that word :)

After all the cheese talk, I feel much better now...

mmmm...panties...

(think I may take a couple of hours off work now and go remove some panties...)
( snee held his breath since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:19, closed)