How to get dumped?
I find turning up for the first date usually works for me.

Honk.

etc.

*retreats into pit of self loathing*
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:13, 30 replies)

Awh, me too
We should form a support group.
*opens wine*
( Cawl, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:14, closed)

Pfft,
what is this first date you speak of?
(Belgaer is, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:15, closed)

*accepts wine*
*checks for Rohypnol*

*drinks wine anyway*
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:15, closed)

Does it taste like I've put any in?
*checks watch*
*grabs ropes*
( Cawl, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:16, closed)

jaysus,
someone please put bromide in Kaol's tea. If he was a Jack Russell he'd be humping everyone's legs.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:18, closed)

Nope,
Am fine thanks...

:)
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:18, closed)

@CHCB
I don't think not being a Jack Russell is going to stop him.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:18, closed)

Watch it, dude.
If anyone on this site is going to take a shot at a go with Rakky, it's gonna be me.

*tries to look gay in hopes of catching her eye*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:19, closed)

you'd all better pray
that Kaol gets some before the bash on August

or you are all going to be in trouble

would be amusing to watch *laments*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:19, closed)

Hmmm...
It's ok, I'll be quiet tomorrow.
I'm going to an art exhibition tonight, with free wine.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:22, closed)

^
in there like swim wear, mate!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:26, closed)

I think we should all group together
and buy Kaol one of these

gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/hotdoll-the-sex-doll-for-dogs-253334.php
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:30, closed)

@TRL
I think you're doing an excellent impression there with your handbag.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:32, closed)

With a sense of humour like that...
I think I'd want a second date!

Come on out of that pit, it looks boring. *dances*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:32, closed)

I'm not clicking that....
I'm at work.

Someone should just take one for the team.

Or just put it down to the fact I haven't slept in 3 nights, and I'm running on my last reserves.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:32, closed)

@Rakky
You tested for Rohypnol.

But maybe he used GHB.

(Or is that just me?)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:33, closed)

Loon
I'll have to pop over to Richmond in July then!

EDIT: good point K2K6, I should have thought about the GHB. Ach well,

*opens fresh wine*
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:35, closed)

GHB
made me wee myself. Not good.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:37, closed)

By the way...
How close is 'scarily close'? Are we talking next door?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:44, closed)

DiT
About 3 blocks east and 2 blocks south of, ish.
So not next door, no, but pretty close.

EDIT, which would translate to about a 10 minute walk away.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:48, closed)

Will you
be taking advantage of this proximity in any way?
( thealternativefact, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:49, closed)

That IS scarily close!
Tell him hi from the Devil. Hey, bring him to the bash! I'm sure the (maybe) next President of the USA would be thrilled to hang out with us lot!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:50, closed)

Mmm...
President de-innocentising. Yes, it's a word, you know it!

I could have alot of fun doing that.
(Belgaer is, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:52, closed)

clendrix
The amount of secret service surrounding his property rather precludes any Obama related japery. As I have no particular desire to die in a hail of bullets, I reckon I'll confine myself to going "oooh look, that's where that nice Mr Obama lives..." I was stopped on the street by some news channel t'other day and asked for my opinion on the Clinton / Obama thing (before he won and she decided to finally give it up). I was right disappointed that they werent interested once they found out I couldnt vote here.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:58, closed)

IME it's after the first date
Especially if they come back to see the beheaded doll head collection..

(No, not really, but I heard of someone else that did. That would be disconcerting to say the least.)
(EssY, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:00, closed)

* clickyhugs *
.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 19:27, closed)

Maybe you should try girls Rakky.
Widen your scope a little.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 19:46, closed)

true BGB
maybe that's where I'm going wrong. Having said that I could try acutally going out on a date one of these days and see if I'm any more capable of acting like a normal person and not either a) running away because someone likes me or b) acting like a mong.

:)
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 19:56, closed)

Or you could...
pretend to like girls whilst on a date, that'd play well for ye... And it'd combine both your ideas! :D

*fountain of ideas and wisdom*
(Belgaer is, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 20:22, closed)

Awww, Rakky
That's really quite sweet, in a mournful, melancholy way.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 9:07, closed)