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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."

Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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completely off topic
I've just realised that this is my last b3taday of being in my twenties!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:59, 32 replies)
Congratulations!

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:59, closed)
Congrats
have a fab birthday. 30 is the new 21, you know....
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:01, closed)
Happy Birthday to you,
squashed tomatoes and stew,
you look like a monkey,
and you smell like one too!

Happy Birthday Tulip!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:02, closed)
MANY HAPPY RETURNS
X
(I helped save b3ta! DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:03, closed)
thanksyou!
it's on Monday, but seeing as we're here...

cake and bubbly anyone?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:06, closed)
thanks
*accepts cake*

*raises glass*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:08, closed)
I tried to find a picture of a cock shaped cake
to post, but my work are blocking it out.

You'll just have to use your imagination, I would love to partake of your cake and bubbly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:11, closed)
@ Bert
Lovely thought, and I assure you my imagination is very capable...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:14, closed)
Happy Birthday for Monday!
*pops cork*

Have a smashing weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:18, closed)
Will this do?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:19, closed)
Darling Bert
I'm touched.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:21, closed)
Have a grand
Last weekend in your 20s!

And live it up in the 30s.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:22, closed)
I never touched you!
You can't prove it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:23, closed)
Happy Birthday!
And welcome to the Thirty-Something club!
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:23, closed)
Happy Birthday for monday
Happy 30th!

Hope you enjoy your new and improved sex-drive.

Cake and hugs!
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:24, closed)
You're touched,
by Bert's big purple cock?
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:24, closed)
Cheerio everyone!
HLT - have a great one, let us all know how it goes!
x
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:27, closed)
*opens more bubbly*
*snogs everyone*

I have cast off the mantle of timid youth! Hurrah!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:27, closed)
Happy Birthday
The 30s are much better than the 20s.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:36, closed)
Aw! so young.
Wait till you get to your 39th birthday.

*Drinks bottle of vodka to blur away the wrinkles*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 18:10, closed)
Ya know
turning 30 bothered me a lot- the fact that I was no longer in my 20s meant that I was no longer a kid, but was on my way to getting old.

I went into a major tailspin of depression for about a month.

Turning 40, on the other hand, didn't faze me in the slightest. I was actually quite cheerful about it, in fact.

My friend who just turned 50 informed me that it was even better than being 40.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 18:28, closed)
Yay!
Happy Birthday HLT!

30s are great. Turning 30 didn't faze me; being 31 freaked me right out...

Here, have more cake - lemon drizzle, mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 18:48, closed)
@CHCB
It didn't phase you? As in, you didn't go from solid to liquid to gas? A good thing, as that would be not only uncomfortable but lethal...

(/pedant)
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 18:51, closed)
CHCB
I know what you mean about 31 - that one was weird. It just felt like a "wrong" kind of age. I couldn't even get pissed that birthday, due to JuniorWitch #2 being on the way ...
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 18:55, closed)
damn
@Loon - shit, need to ninja :)
@TWW - bah! See, I have precisely zero juniors and I'm 32.
*tries to ignore biological clock's loud tick*
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 19:07, closed)
@CHCB
ach, away with you lassie. 32 still leaves you loads of time. You're still young!

If all else fails, just ask for a volunteer here on b3ta and Robert will indeed be your mother's sister's husband.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 19:24, closed)
^
If Robert is teh Bert Sexmonkey then I'm scared.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 19:33, closed)
^ Hadn't thought of that ...
there's an image to chill the blood.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 19:41, closed)
^^^
Even at the ripe old age of 43 in 8 days - woo! I still get scared that I'm going to get spanged by the biological clock.

It scares the beejeebus out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 19:53, closed)
@BGB
I can fix that. When you come over to visit I'll line up a babysitting job or two for you. You'll be ready to reach up your mimsy and tie your own tubes into a bow knot after that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 20:24, closed)
Happy Birthday!
And many more!

Every year is better and more rewarding than the one before.
(aeon chicken Like the Millenium Falcon, only slower and noisier, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 22:56, closed)

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