Not me, but...
The Prince Consort of Cheesecake has been attempting the "try to get dumped by acting like a complete grumpy dick" technique for months.

Partly because I love him, but mostly because I'm somewhat evil, I have been completely ignoring these hints. He's going to have to grow some balls and make the first move.

Incidentally, he'll bloody die of shock once he finally does end it. He is short, with ginger pubes and a third nipple. I have vast boobs, am doing a PhD and am a girlfriend from heaven. Poor sod won't know what's hit him :)
( Queen of Cheesecake, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 14:54, 9 replies)

Boobs then PHD?
You must be tremendously proud of your boobs to list in that order.
(Leonard Hatred briefly did some work on, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:04, closed)

@Leonard
If I had big tits (and was a female) I would damn well list them first too!

edit: to be honest I prefer em small, but thats by the by

in fact if I had proper nice boobs now I would probably announce it, none of these fatty man boobs though, bleaurgh
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:11, closed)

I love you way of thinking.
I am cultivating the same disposition myself.

Wish me luck.
( girlinthehole, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:41, closed)

@Leonard
She's got the tits already, but still working in the Ph.D- under the circumstances I would list the pair first also ;)
Of course Cheesecake may want to re-evaluate the repercussions of dumping "His Nibs" as:

1) She's been with him, thus he mustn't be entirely undesireable;

2) She's waiting for him to dump her rather than vice versa, see above

Good luck to y'all, and may you get better than you deserve, even if you deserve the best.
(douchebarge, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 1:56, closed)

i reckon you
should dump him before he dumps you.. if there's any amount of sense in him he'll realise what he's missing and stop being an arsecunt

if not, look at it from the "at least i'm not wasting my time on a wanker like him anymore" and use those big knockers to your best advantage ;)
(brotagaia, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 7:02, closed)

Click!
From the limited data available, extrapolating in a linear fashion and making various assumptions, the conclusion drawn to the hypothesis "prince consort=idiot" is proved!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 12:06, closed)

This is the way you should look at these things hun
if he's not man enough to come out and tell you he's unhappy rather than just be moany all the time, his attempts deserve to be ignored, and you deserve to be treated better *hug*
( Maladicta, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 22:51, closed)

waste of time
If you know he doesnt want you and you dont want him either, then just do it. Why waste time hurting yourselves and each other?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:52, closed)

(sigh)
Evil, PHD, boobs...

I blow kisses in your general direction for so many reasons.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:05, closed)