What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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I have always been the dumpee...... not the dumper. But I think I can take a hint. After all, I took the following hints.
1. Was seeing a girl at college, came round one night, she'd moved. No forwarding address left.
2. Was seeing a girl at 6th form college. We went away on holiday with a group of friends. She pulled a bloke in the local pub and spent all night snogging him, I spent all night sobbing into my beer.
3. Went round to my nurse girlfriend's flat in the nurses accomodation, she answered the door in her dressing gown, looking shifty. A male nurse appeared behind her, completely naked, kissed her on the neck and asked her to come back to bed for 'some more'. He then smiled at me and walked off.
I'd like to point out that contrary to my usual fabrications, this post is completely true. I had a difficult time in love for the first few years.
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Aww...Shame on them.
* ClickyShoulderpat *
Much as I like you all, I'm not a very tactile person generally. I don't do hugs generally
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Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:06,
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No seriouslywhen did the weird sex thing happen?
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aaaaaawwwww*hugs*
(from a tactile b3tan)
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This post isheart-breakingly hilarious.
*clicks*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:19,
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Triple whammy,I think the first would be pretty devastating on it's own.
Have a click for comfort.
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slags, the lot of them*clicks*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:43,
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!!lol @ male nurse. You said the story was true! Unless you mean Doctor.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:40,
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