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Enzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.

(, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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well
A lot of people get done for dealing when they were only sorting their mates out. For most people drugs are a joint enterprise, but the law does not distinguish.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:38, 3 replies)
"Joint enterprise" ha ha
Unintentional lols
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:43, closed)
OK - that's a fair point.
But the lying in court bit stands.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:46, closed)
Contempt of court
Contempt is exactly the appropriate reaction to a system which rates buying a few pills for mates as more than twice as bad as permanent disfigurement.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:51, closed)
It's a little more serious than that
It's perjury actually - max sentence 7 years.

(HINT: it's generally a good idea to get a solicitor and get them to do the talking)
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:56, closed)
You seem unable to distinguish
courts (or law in abstracto) from laws (or law in concreto).
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:41, closed)
eh?
the finest hand crafted gibberish
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 22:19, closed)
Because most "straights"
get their image of drug dealers from the Daily Mail* : an image of slavering, depraved, disease-ridden wrecks who loiter around school gates like dementors' embarassing relatives, forcing sweet little kiddies to inject heroin through dirty needles while wheezing and cackling through the broken, yellowed remnants of their few remaining teeth.

...which explains the shock they feel when they discover that drug dealers are, in fact, their own clean-limbed, glossy-haired sons and daugthers, pony-club membership, swimming trophies and Duke Of Edinburgh's award certificates and all.

* Or local equivalent rabidly-reactionary, vein-throbbingly self-righteous hack rag newspaper.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:48, closed)
to borrow from bill hicks
"Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day."

just took some drugs to a festival for me and my friends. where is the victim in my crime?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:10, closed)
Fuck Bill Hicks
read some Bertrand Russell if you really want an answer to that question
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:17, closed)
ok
any recommendations where to start?
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:26, closed)
Page 1

(, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:11, closed)
Yay!

(, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:41, closed)

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