Not my story but my dads
He was in a juicer after work when some guy burst through the doors.
It was Douglas Hurd, topless. He shouted "Who's the hardest person here?"
Some meat head replied "I am you Mr Whippy haired twat."
Douglas walked over and picked up the guy's pint glass and smashed it over the bloke's head.
He went down like a sack of shit.
Hurd then shouted "Who's the second hardest person here?" No one replied.
"Thought so," Hurd said.

He lit up a cigarette and walked out.
( $$ ✅, Sun 3 May 2015, 11:52, 5 replies)

I have met Douglas Hurd and this is bollocks
...though it is splendid bollocks.

(Mr Hurd was waiting for a train at our local station. He asked me when it would be in. I said I didn't know. The end)
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Sun 3 May 2015, 17:52, closed)

Your story is lacking credibility.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 May 2015, 9:01, closed)

I'll bet he fuckin' lamped ya.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 5 May 2015, 10:08, closed)