I am the person
who makes your stupidly expensive coffee drink. Excessively rude to me? Expect to get decaf, or skim/whole milk, etc. You wont get what you asked for, and you wont even notice the difference. Same goes for food that's a little too burnt or has fallen off the plate onto a worktop - back onto the plate it goes!

The vast majority of people are very very nice customers. But try to be nice to the coffee monkey, because he/she has all the power, not you, and who knows what you might get.

(Just in case some of you are wondering - I would never touch anybodys food without gloves, or put something nasty in someones drink, that's just wrong)
(Twinx, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:39, 12 replies)

If you don't get what you ask for, and don't even notice the difference...
So what?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:43, closed)

This. What's the point?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:50, closed)

Caffine addicts..
Rude , inpatient, social functioning poor before they lay hands on their fix...

...they deserve a de-caf. They won't feel quite all right all day and they won't know why. Lovely.

Only those who treat the staff with disrespect of course, not those who are simply muddle-headed until the first cup.
(HaHa!Snakes! was last seen on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 2:11, closed)

maybe you need to get a new job.

(waxdart hello., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:01, closed)

This is probably why
I don't drink coffee, let alone pay someone to make it for me.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:21, closed)

I have one overriding rule
That is to be adhered to over any other, and that is never to insult a person that is preparing food for you or about to cut your hair.
(mersault, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:04, closed)

Cleaning staff as well
And security, for when you need a hand carrying things out of the building...
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:00, closed)

i reckon your divorce will go pretty smoothly

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:57, closed)

It's your job
In all fairness, if you feel that bad about your daily grind, perhaps some of your customers are just having a bad day, no need to spread the hate.

"Now, turn that frown upside-down"

Back to work, chop-chop!
(knackerz is skinning up, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:33, closed)

"daily grind"
"coffee"
I see what you did there.....
(greatoldone Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl f'tagn, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:46, closed)

I
bet you're a cunt when you're outside of work as well.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:15, closed)

Yes, but you still have a shitty menial job though
so really we get the last laugh.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:44, closed)