solution?
don't make bad choices and fuck stupid bitchs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:34, 6 replies)

Ha ha ha.
This. The solution is: use a condom.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 1:28, closed)

That is really obvious
in hindsight.
I seem to struggle in "correctly identifying the nutter" test. I've failed it twice so far. I had no idea that two people so outwardly different , could almost be identical once they drop their guard.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 3:27, closed)

then I have no more advice
bar The Furry Dinosaurs sound words of wisdom. Use a condom until you're certain she isn't a mental.

Remember to fuck one mental smacks of misfortune, to fuck two mentals sounds more like carelessness

/Oscar Wilde
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 8:51, closed)

a woman that isn't mental?
Hmmmm.


nope not found one of those yet. How about get one with just the right amount of mental.
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:18, closed)

Hahahahaha
and while you're at it, don't make bad decisions, mistakes, or take chances.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:12, closed)

Oh and 'spend more time with your kids'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:26, closed)

"and always wear sunscreen"

( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:07, closed)

fuck stupid bitches all you want
just don't impregnate them because then they have power over you, literally holding your kids to ransom

rubber up and you can drop her ass off on the kerb whenever it's convenient
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:18, closed)

Can we have some more misogynism in this thread please?
Ta.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:52, closed)

not misogynism on my part
I have no time for people who repeatedly make the same stupid mistakes whether they are men or women. I said stupid bitches because he was male. If he was female then I would've said moronic cunts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:56, closed)

This is my favourite reply to anything, ever.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:03, closed)

yeah
that was a bit of a fail actually. It's actually quite hard to find male equivalants.

More my point though was that anyone who is stupid enough to sleep with someone with no protection when they don't even know them well enough to ensure their sanity hasn't really got a leg to stand on. I don't believe every b3tan who complains about their crazy exes was the victim of faulty protection

Edit: though I can think of one at least who does not fall into the category above to be fair
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:05, closed)

If it's anything to do with b3tans
their exes were probably completely sane before they met.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:09, closed)

And real.
Definitely real.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:10, closed)

the good thing about fake exes
and fake children, is the fake child support and fake child care
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:13, closed)

She was sane for years
but as soon as she found out she was pregnant she went mental.
I could have used a condom and usually did, but sometimes the thought never crossed my mind.
I think Amorous Badger is my ex. Unless it's a Mr Badger, then he's probably tapping her.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:21, closed)

This story is very familiar
it's like the moment she found out she was pregnant......instant psycho cunt & never recovered, and it's got worse over the last few years.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:49, closed)

Moronic arseholes might have been a better choice of insult
given the context. Oh well.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:03, closed)

yes it would
but no it wouldn't. Just like women I love iron(y).
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:20, closed)

Women love iron?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:10, closed)

I refer you to.........
www.b3ta.com/questions/liars/post104384

in particular the last paragraph.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:52, closed)