Fat people
When I see fat people (morbidly obese ones),these first thing that comes to mind is,"you lazy piece of shit". That I see that at the shops with a trolley full of coke and chips with added chocolate bars, yelling obcenities at their kids,or parked in th loading zone while they waddle in for smokes,probably does nothing to improve the image. My sister lived with us for a while (she's obese), since she's gone (we had to move) our food bill is half, and our house is tidier & cleaner. I never saw her anywhere but, 1. at the computer (ours) and eating 2. on the lounge watching telly while eating, or 3. in the kitchen eating or getting something to eat.
Why do they always say that it's not my fault, when clearly it is?
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 3:09, 10 replies)

Diet coke please with my 8 burgers
Erm, no. That will not make a difference chubby. The grease and oil from the burgers and fries will kill you and make you fatter than you already are, but the diet coke will not suddenly make you slim.

Do they not get embarrassed that they can barely walk without getting out of breath, but then shove a fag in anyway?
(Eeevil You are losers, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 3:43, closed)

You obviously are familiar with
the heavy strained breathing that they have, my sister used to sound like she had run a marathon after negotiating the stairs (1 flight) to her bedroom. Before she got her CPAP machine she sounded like 2 wild pigs rooting (lots of snorting & grunting) whilst sleeping. My wife has seen her scoop out (and eat) the centre of a 4 litre tub of ice cream, fill the cavity with MILO and eat the lot in 1 sitting. Also ate 3 "angus" burgers (in 1 sitting) from Macdonalds, apparently 1 wasn't enough. Mind you , she doesn't smoke.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 3:51, closed)

The obese
Ahh yes. When I first saw this QOTW, I struggled to come up with anything to add but you're right, the obese deserve everything they get. I lived in a shared house with a girl so fat, she broke four chairs and a toilet seat. Every day she would talk about which diet she was on this week and how nothing seemed to work. My friends spotted her on the way to work buying six doughnuts for breakfast.
I still tune in to programmes like 'Half Ton Mum' just to scream abuse at the telly and let off steam.
(Mr McKenzie Mr McKenzie, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 11:18, closed)

Wow
Fatties,smokers and asian drivers in one QOTW... Can I assume you are
OK with the 5% of the rest of the global population?
( DeadEyeDick, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 15:52, closed)

Dunno.....
throw a few more groups at me and we'll see if we can narrow it down any further.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:26, closed)

That's Fatist
Yeah, Obese people really rile me. But even worse are 'Disabled' Fatties. The ones who have no proper disablity, they're REALLY FUCKIN FAT! The ones who are too fat to walk, not fat 'cos they can't walk.
Grrrrrr
(kilt101, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 20:58, closed)

two replies:
1) a fat comedian (gabriel iglesias, look him up, he's hilarious) said that he was asked once why he drinks diet coke. his reply: "so that i can eat regular cake." BRILLIANT!
2) i work for a health insurance company. had a lady call me up once asking how gastric bypass surgery was covered; in the middle of the phone conversation i hear her say (offline somewhere), "yeah, i'd like a number three, biggy-sized please." /headdesk
(fai is rocking khaz modan server as of, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 6:43, closed)

well..
it's because of people like you, always slinging hate. you drive these people to the fork.
(SkoaL, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 9:49, closed)

They drive themselves to the fork
and always will until they realise that they are the only person that can rectify the problem.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:22, closed)

i'm not obese
but i was. i'm not going to lie and say i couldn't help it due to my health, because i could. i was fat before i became disabled(real disability, not weight-related.), the fact that i became fatter afterwards is incidental. i tried dieting, but i have very little willpower, so i had a gastric bypass.
best decision i ever made.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 2:22, closed)