The victim complex
Unfortunately, this is a prejudice borne of society.

I think the woman with the face like a bucket of smashed crabs who "slipped over on some spilt water whilst at work" on the injury vultures 4u advert sums things up for me appropriately.

I am prejudiced against people who think that the world owes them a fucking favour all the time. There is no such thing as an accident, it's always somebody's fault. These people would be the same to complain when their council tax rises year-on-year, or Tesco puts up the price of bananas, to pay for insurance and stupid personal injury claims.

Listen up, fucklips:
* Sometimes shit happens. Dust yourself down and chalk it up to experience.
* Taking reasonable steps to prevent yourself from coming to harm, i.e. looking where you are going, not wearing high heels whilst running for the tube, not juggling chainsaws etc is what a reasonable human being would do.
* YOU DO NOT HAVE AN AUTOMATIC RIGHT TO THOUSANDS OF POUNDS OF MONEYS. It is cunts like you that mean that our public liability insurance premium goes through the roof every. fucking. year.
* Sometimes doctors, medical professionals etc miss symptoms, or you don't tell them the right thing. We do not do it on purpose or through incompetence. We are very, very busy and quite simply we cannot afford to run every test on every patient.

The number of times I have been out to RTA's where patients have suddenly developed whipcash is amazing. Simple answer. If you complain of pain in your neck, I WILL cut the roof off your car, I WILL strap you to a long and uncomfortable board for a few hours, and a doc WILL have a fondle inside your chutney cupboard to check your nervous reflex.

So, don't be a twat. Sometimes bad things happen. Live with it.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sat 3 Apr 2010, 11:04, 6 replies)

Ex fucking actly
Its about time people started taking a little personal responsibility for what happens to themselves.
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 11:14, closed)

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I don't see what my cupboards have to do with this!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 11:35, closed)

I always say...
Its your accident, you prevent it!
As for people who get hit by cars whilst crossing the road... ITS A ROAD - ITS MEANT FOR CARS - GET OUTTA THE WAY!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 12:53, closed)

Come on people...
Way too much common sense being talked here.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 14:10, closed)

This is why Accident & Emergency Departments are now just called Emergency Departments - there's no such thing as an accident...

Still, considering the other things ED stands for, I still go down to A&E to see patients.
(suxamethonium, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 18:51, closed)

Abso-fucking-lutely.
I was going to say "I don't know where this culture of litigation suddenly came from" but, on reflection, I think I could hazard a guess...
(The Duke of Boredom ruling over your boredom since, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 21:22, closed)