If you tell me you own a Michael Buble album, I will judge you
If you:

- Like Leona Lewis

- Have a Rat-pack remake album by a bunch of boy-band twats who think they are being cutting edge by singing Sinatra songs

- Are male and drink Blue WKD

- Started liking Kings of Leon after the release of their third or fourth album

- Think Jeremy Clarkson is a "legend" or a "genius"

- Spend enough time playing guitar hero that would have been better spent learning a real instrument

- Send me daily Farmville requests on facebook

- Work in a door to door "marketing" company and enjoy it

- Are over the age of 15 and have a "Hollyoaks babes" calendar

and/or

- drive a Subaru

You are more than likely a twat
(El_diablo_blanco, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 19:39, 4 replies)

No no no
You shouldn't apologise for your list - it's completely perfect. Twats is correct.
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 21:51, closed)

Duly noted, apology removed
thanks
(El_diablo_blanco, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 23:06, closed)

Be very careful...
Be VERY careful; I once made the mistake on b3ta of suggesting that Jeremy Clarkson wasn't the messiah and some guy (Cptn Hood-Butter or something) went absolutely mental about it. Clarkson may be a complete dickwad but he has many loyal and loving minions.
(fergus the bogeyman Beware of geeks bearing gifs!, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 14:50, closed)

Perfect
I was going to post an answer... but then looked and your answer was identical to mine (apart from Clarkson - I can't stand him but I do see why some seem to worship him).
Can't stand Mickey fucking Bubbles and Kings of Leon were only good in their first 2 albums... the last 2 are *OK*...
(macomateo is procrastinating on, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 15:43, closed)

Michael Buble is pure auditory pablum
A co-worker of my husband's brought in one of his cds one day. After work he said to me that he never thought anything could be more irritating to him than my cd of John Barrowman covering Cole Porter (hey, I like Porter!), but he'd been wrong. Having heard it I have to agree that he's simply awful, like a male version of that dreadful Norah Jones.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 20:47, closed)