eHarmony was prejudice towards me
I filled out their forms and they told me to fcuk off:


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Rejected by an internet dating site. Nice.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:18, 14 replies)

.
I had the same thing on there!
(Brian Aldridge, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:29, closed)

You're obviously made for each other!*
*both too frightening to be allowed near normal people
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:43, closed)

I got that page too!
Threesome?
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:06, closed)

WTF?
And I thought I had problems.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:45, closed)

"Free personality profile"
Pics?
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:01, closed)

Blimey...
I have to confess, I was convinced this was going to be the ""What do you like in a woman?" - "My cock" is not an acceptable answer" gag :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:17, closed)

They can't find any 'high quality compatible matches'?
Tell'em you're not all that fussy.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:26, closed)

I tried that
And didn't get that screen.

By the FSM, I think I might be normal...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:31, closed)

What did you put in your answers?!
*click*
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 11:37, closed)

Fucking hell that's a bit harsh :o(
I actually tried that site a few years ago. It found me one match then automatically sent her an email, without giving me the option to read about her. I got a fairly stroppy "thanks but no thanks" response :o/
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:05, closed)

I had that
as well.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:25, closed)

Melancholics need not apply
I've heard eHarmony's algorithm kicks you out of the door if you're not Christian, but Wikipedia doesn't back me up on that:

"Known reasons for rejection are because the user is already married, is younger than 60 and has been married more than four times, is under the minimum age of 21, provides inconsistent answers in the profile or fails its "dysthymia scale."

So people who aren't entirely happy with every aspect of their lives can piss off then, eHarmony? Cheers, thanks.
(littlesunshine licked your blinky diodes on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:49, closed)

I've
yet to meet anyone who's actually been accepted or found their match on that site.
(FootOfTim, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:05, closed)

I used that site
and never got that page, thankfully. However, I didn't get very far with any of the proposed matches. Not that it matters now that I've found my soulmate, yay!!! :o)
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:40, closed)