I got these for these;
GF - you got a scarf and some driving gloves
mum - you got a scarf, new dog lead, 3000 piece pzzle
thom - you got a scarf, new top notch fleece
el - you got left for dead 2
ferrets - you're gonna get some of the roast duck i'm gonna cook and a new play tube
dad - the new clarkson duel dvd
jamie - your a horrible git so i've used your Amazon to order some big black cocks to your house and deleted the confirmation emails from your yahoo, die.
(Sprite, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:51, 10 replies)

Yay
For Ferrets, how many have you got?

Here are my two, before I lost custody of them. Seeing them tonight though woot!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfCGa1a-NqQ

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgSvigkIEzI
(Kip, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:56, closed)

I've got two as well :) did have a gill but she passed away not long ago.

here's some pics of cairo (white face) and micky (has the mask). cairo is well trained and i got him as a kit. micky literally takes the piss, he's so retarded but so funny. both are rescued from rspca.

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i21.photobucket.com/albums/b280/gl_miles/02122009012-Copy.jpg
i21.photobucket.com/albums/b280/gl_miles/02122009016-Copy.jpg
i21.photobucket.com/albums/b280/gl_miles/02122009003.jpg
(Sprite, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:42, closed)

Gorgeous mate.
Ours were rescued too, apparently they were bred to be show ferrets but were too ugly!! so we got them instead.
(Kip, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:44, closed)

you seem to have some anger management and spelling issues
I suggest a course of impotently mashing your fingers into a keyboard whilst crying with rage, that'll help.

also, I think you've been the victim of a scam. Amazon sold out of black cocks months ago. They've only got the turquoise ones now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:20, closed)

Err
How old is your mrs, and why are you spending more on your mum?!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:53, closed)

more presents doesn't mean he spent more

( weaver., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:03, closed)

Your decadent capitalist western ways are new to me
Well in that case I mean: why are you buying your mum more than your bird?!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:09, closed)

.....
....[COUGH]he shags his mum[COUGH]
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:58, closed)

lol
no i don't see my mum that way ^^

but she's just one of those awesome mums that's really kind hearted. i love her very much :))))))))
(Sprite, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:00, closed)

much hard
(TheColonel, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:33, closed)