Awwww
I am genuinely shocked at how many of you appear to be poor. It's a bit like reading a fucking Dickens novel. But instead of taking the piss, I fully understand. My parents are in a bit of fiscal mither, and mum is panicking that she can't buy us owt. No problem, lucky old us, we don't want or need anything.

So this year we're going to spoil my ma and pa but on the sly so they don't realise and feel bad. When we go round on boxing day we will take a few nice bottles of plonk/booze, some high quality grub and a few little pressies ranging from comedy tat to useful items etc. Really looking forward to it!

Anyways, this year I am getting my mrs everything she wants except ugg boots. They're fucking hanging.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:01, 7 replies)

You're a real gent, sir
And yes - Ugg boots... what the fuck are they all about? They look like the kind of footware those tossers who dress up like Donald Duck or Pluto wear at Disneyland.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:22, closed)

My straight, married, jack-the-lad barber was wearing some last night, much to my dismay. No need.

I am now looking for a new barber.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:36, closed)

And they never seem to fit properly..
Whenever I see some hag up the shopping centre wearing them, they are kind of standing on the sides rather than the bottom of the boot and squishing them all ways. AND wearers of said boots invariably scuff along - PICK YOUR FEET UP!
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:41, closed)

This
It has turned me into my cunt of a father...

Pick your fucking feet up you fucktard.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:22, closed)

Yes!
Fuckwits who shuffle about drive me nuts.
(nonstopdancer, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:45, closed)

hello
It's people like you that really make Christmas worthwhile. Well done.
(scotsbloke, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:59, closed)

Apparently
Ugg boots popularity rocketed when surfers started wearing them. Vipros?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:36, closed)