Pretentious bollocksPossibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
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chthonic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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I visited the Tate Modern a few years agoThere were these two guys taliking about one of the exhibits....
"The smooth curving lines give it a sort of majesty"
"Oh yes and the way the artist has managed to get so much life to the piece"
They went on like this for a few minutes before moving on. For fuck sake, it was a fucking urinal. Honest a solitry wall mounted piss pot. Now call be old fashioned, but when does a urinal become art. No don't answer that.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:29,
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