Pretentious bollocksPossibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
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chthonic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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Fucking HunterSo I was talking about what makes horror movies successful with my "friend" Hunter. It read as follows:
"You see, Digitdean, people go to horror movies because they're a reaffirment of life."
"The hell?"
"Yeah. It makes people feel better about their lives."
"Hunter, I don't really think people have that much time to think about shit like that."
"Look, Digitdean, I've taken classes. I'm going to be a filmmaker. I know what I'm talking about."
No you fucking don't, Hunter. Oh, and by the way, I'm going to be a "filmmaker" too. The only difference between him and I is the fact that I won't be afraid to get my hands dirty, go down to the lowest common denominator, and make fucking millions. Fucking Hunter can film me pissing on him. Fuck.
Yeah. How pretentious is that?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 4:08, Reply)
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