Pretentious bollocksPossibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
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chthonic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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Pretentious art wankI got flown over to Tilburg in Holland to work for 3 months for Acer computers (yay!) and apart from the gruelling 12 hour days the night life was great, what a surprise!
I went to this club to see Ganja Krew(hard drum and bass) and had a great time, was mashed and enjoying myself.
However, the venue was built like a stadium, with the dancefloor on a slope, and in the middle of all these mashed ravers was a 5m square cube with 2 fit girls and a guy in it. They were doing mime and acting and shit.
I watched them for what felt like a lifetime and then wandered off for some less cultured fun.
Thankfully, on my return, they had all got their kit off and were rolling about, so got a good view of tits and bush. Oh, there was a cock too for the ladies.
Nice.
You can tell how minced I was as I just wandered away and ended up going home. Apparently the peak of the set was full on shagging, which I got told about by everyone the next day.
Bah.
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gadjie, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 6:05,
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