Pretentious bollocksPossibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
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chthonic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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Bollocks pretending to be...bollocks.I used to work with a guy in Brisbane who had his balls removed due to testicular cancer.
The surgeon replaced his rotten nuts with "testicular prosthetics" - basically a pair of non functioning silicone testes.
That has to be the ultimate in "pretentious bollocks".
Except perhaps for this ambiguous double entendre post...
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