Pretentious bollocks
Possibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
( , Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
Possibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
( , Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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Oh dear
Pretentious boorlorks
I am obliged, when I mark the work of students, not to present them with any negative feedback whatsoever. So - instead of writing "You are quite clearly stupid" on the marked work of a particularly dim student, I am expected to write, "This work demonstrates that you still have a number of knowledge opportunities available to you."
Thank you. I'll be in a tower block above a university campus with a powerful rifle and sights all week :-)
( , Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:39, Reply)
Pretentious boorlorks
I am obliged, when I mark the work of students, not to present them with any negative feedback whatsoever. So - instead of writing "You are quite clearly stupid" on the marked work of a particularly dim student, I am expected to write, "This work demonstrates that you still have a number of knowledge opportunities available to you."
Thank you. I'll be in a tower block above a university campus with a powerful rifle and sights all week :-)
( , Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:39, Reply)
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