Pretentious bollocksPossibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
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chthonic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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FISTI recently went to an art fair next to the Royal Albert Hall. One of the pieces for sale was called "FIST". It was made from green resin, and contained gloves and condoms collected from the floor of an S&M club, where gay couples would fist one another by the dancefloor. Apparantly they would wear these gloves for hygiene reasons (otherwise it would just be disgusting).
I thought it might make a nice present for my parents ruby wedding anniversary, but I couldn't afford the £10k price tag.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 15:52,
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