Pretentious bollocksPossibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
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chthonic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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After reading teh bobs posti decided to take a little look around that site and came across this stroke of masterful genius.
www.tate.org.uk/modern/exhibitions/raisedawareness/ziranek.htm
Now forgive me if i sound out of place but surley this kinda thing can drawn by most people.
My 10 yr old sister can draw shit like this and the only resons she dosnt get praize for it is because she hasnt gone to some sort of lardy da art school.
Its the description that gets me "In the centre of the drawing there are two shoes. The shoe on top is drawn from sideways on, it has a stiletto heel and a chisel toe. The other shoe is drawn from above and is very narrow in the middle, widening at either end. Both shoes are entirely decorated with hearts.
The Artist's initials SZ are in the bottom right hand corner, and the composition is framed in a continuous row of small hearts some of which are dripping - tears or blood?"
For those of us who have a very limited understanding of simple objects and shapes
Pretentious Bastards
(, Fri 30 Sep 2005, 11:22, Reply)
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