b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Pretentious bollocks » Post 40888 | Search
This is a question Pretentious bollocks

Possibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.

When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.

What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
Pages: Latest, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, ... 1

« Go Back

My most disturbingly awful friend has just started a punk band
he thinks he's a genius, he comes in every morning with a new batch of songs. Heres a lovely example for you. "The Shit Song" is a song, not about the marvellous healing qualities of shit, but a song completely occupied by the word shit, where my friend repeatedly shouts shit over and over again to gay wanky guitar noise. As he explained this wonderous idea to his (probably ex) girlfriend, who is a brilliant singer with a wonderful voice, and a mature attitude towards music, i explained to her what a genius this cunt was, and that a cunting string quartet quartet were playing in the background of this cunts song. We both laughed at him, hard, for about a week.

He wanted me to play bass, i told him to go "shit" himself
(, Fri 30 Sep 2005, 17:27, Reply)

« Go Back

Pages: Latest, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, ... 1