Pretentious bollocks
Possibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
( , Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
Possibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
( , Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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Heston Blumenthal
Nuff said.
I had the pleasure of meeting one of his chefs. The guy was so proud that he worked in the lab inventing new ideas. I mean, he's just cooking!
Anyway, took great delight in asking him if he could actually cook, and what, if any, transferrable skills he hoped to take from his current job.
He wasn't impressed.
( , Sat 1 Oct 2005, 8:03, Reply)
Nuff said.
I had the pleasure of meeting one of his chefs. The guy was so proud that he worked in the lab inventing new ideas. I mean, he's just cooking!
Anyway, took great delight in asking him if he could actually cook, and what, if any, transferrable skills he hoped to take from his current job.
He wasn't impressed.
( , Sat 1 Oct 2005, 8:03, Reply)
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