Pretentious bollocksPossibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
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chthonic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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Pretentious BananaIn the 70's I saw a "theatre group"
Five people walked around the stage for twenty minutes saying "Andante Cantabile" (This is a musical term meaning at a sweet walking speed.)
On stage right was sat a woman, sewing zips into banana skins.
I paid to see this. 25p. A rip off.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2005, 14:18, Reply)
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