Procrastination
Outlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
( , Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
Outlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
( , Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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I just watched the meter reading man
stand outside my house and fill in a 'sorry you were out card'.
Lazy fucker, didn't even knock.
( , Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:02, 10 replies)
stand outside my house and fill in a 'sorry you were out card'.
Lazy fucker, didn't even knock.
( , Sat 15 Nov 2008, 15:02, 10 replies)
If I saw that
I would have poked my head out and gone "Excuse me, I'm in."
( , Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:26, closed)
I would have poked my head out and gone "Excuse me, I'm in."
( , Sat 15 Nov 2008, 17:26, closed)
Well, I didn't
want to have him come in.
I don't care, it's not like it's the postman or anything.
( , Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:36, closed)
want to have him come in.
I don't care, it's not like it's the postman or anything.
( , Sat 15 Nov 2008, 18:36, closed)
I've
seen this happen, my dad has seen this happen and my uncle has seen this happen - all on separate occasions.
It's akin to the paperboy chucking the papers in the river and claiming that he's delivered them (which I has also seen happen).
( , Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:11, closed)
seen this happen, my dad has seen this happen and my uncle has seen this happen - all on separate occasions.
It's akin to the paperboy chucking the papers in the river and claiming that he's delivered them (which I has also seen happen).
( , Sat 15 Nov 2008, 19:11, closed)
Parcels
Ive had it happen with a package from Royal Mail. Lazy arses.
Mind I think I did it when I used to deliver the Candis magazine; some houses were a bit...pikey...so I pretended thy werent in.
( , Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:40, closed)
Ive had it happen with a package from Royal Mail. Lazy arses.
Mind I think I did it when I used to deliver the Candis magazine; some houses were a bit...pikey...so I pretended thy werent in.
( , Sat 15 Nov 2008, 21:40, closed)
bastard postmen
Same thing with the postman, had a few "while you were out" cards when I've been sat at home waiting for a parcel.
When my degree papers turned up in an A4 envelope with "do not bend" clearly written on it, the fucker scrumpled it up to push it through the letterbox, so I've got a crease through the piece of paper that I spent several years studying for (actually a lie, only about 3 months in all with those being the last, but it's the point of it that matters), again whilst I was in.
( , Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:06, closed)
Same thing with the postman, had a few "while you were out" cards when I've been sat at home waiting for a parcel.
When my degree papers turned up in an A4 envelope with "do not bend" clearly written on it, the fucker scrumpled it up to push it through the letterbox, so I've got a crease through the piece of paper that I spent several years studying for (actually a lie, only about 3 months in all with those being the last, but it's the point of it that matters), again whilst I was in.
( , Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:06, closed)
parcel
This seems to be standard operating procedure for most couriers when I lived in Aberdeen. Without fail, no matter which courier it was or even the post/parcel force, they would just fling the note through the letterbox without bothering to knock. Ths meant having to either hang around all day the next day while they pretend to redeliver it, or drag myself to the sorting office to be told "it must still be in the van, you can collect it tomorrow".
Lazy fucks.
( , Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:21, closed)
This seems to be standard operating procedure for most couriers when I lived in Aberdeen. Without fail, no matter which courier it was or even the post/parcel force, they would just fling the note through the letterbox without bothering to knock. Ths meant having to either hang around all day the next day while they pretend to redeliver it, or drag myself to the sorting office to be told "it must still be in the van, you can collect it tomorrow".
Lazy fucks.
( , Sat 15 Nov 2008, 22:21, closed)
How's this for lazy?
my electric company used to send a chap round to read the meter every month, it's on an outside wall so no entry required. Well occasionally I'd get a card saying "we couldn't read your meter this month please draw the dials on this card and mail it back to us" sod that, in the bin with it. It happened again the following month and I sent the card back without the dials filled in saying "I'll be happy to do your meter readers job for one days worth of electricity" I got a phone call after that and they didn't think that was going to work.
Next bright idea wast to install some sort of transmitter or cell phone thingy in the meter and it would "phone home" it's readings to the mother ship. Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't. Either way I don't do their job for them, lazy tossers.
( , Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:08, closed)
my electric company used to send a chap round to read the meter every month, it's on an outside wall so no entry required. Well occasionally I'd get a card saying "we couldn't read your meter this month please draw the dials on this card and mail it back to us" sod that, in the bin with it. It happened again the following month and I sent the card back without the dials filled in saying "I'll be happy to do your meter readers job for one days worth of electricity" I got a phone call after that and they didn't think that was going to work.
Next bright idea wast to install some sort of transmitter or cell phone thingy in the meter and it would "phone home" it's readings to the mother ship. Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't. Either way I don't do their job for them, lazy tossers.
( , Sun 16 Nov 2008, 1:08, closed)
the flip side
Back when i used to do this for a job we would sometimes fill out the sorry we missed you cards in the van parked round the corner. We wernt being lazy just trying to preserve ourselves. Marsh farm estate in Luton anyone?
Normally the meter readers are paid on a contract rate so its not in their best interests to skip jobs.
Then there are members of the public who cant be arsed to open the door for you despite looking out the windows at you stood there in your uniform.
( , Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:05, closed)
Back when i used to do this for a job we would sometimes fill out the sorry we missed you cards in the van parked round the corner. We wernt being lazy just trying to preserve ourselves. Marsh farm estate in Luton anyone?
Normally the meter readers are paid on a contract rate so its not in their best interests to skip jobs.
Then there are members of the public who cant be arsed to open the door for you despite looking out the windows at you stood there in your uniform.
( , Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:05, closed)
Oh, I've had that
Not the meter reader, but courier companies.
When I've stayed in on my day off from work, expecting an important delivery.
Not even playing music, just to make sure I would not miss the doorbell.
Two days in a row - a bloody card would appear on my doormat, claiming that I was out!
Never, ever use "Business Post".
( , Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:05, closed)
Not the meter reader, but courier companies.
When I've stayed in on my day off from work, expecting an important delivery.
Not even playing music, just to make sure I would not miss the doorbell.
Two days in a row - a bloody card would appear on my doormat, claiming that I was out!
Never, ever use "Business Post".
( , Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:05, closed)
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