Geeky fun with Procrastination
Anagrams... So shoot me.

For some reason I've managed to work out that it's an anagram of "Ocarina tits-porn" out of it.

Or even, "Stair-action Porn"

But - thinking on a Daily Mail theme you get "Crap Nation Riots" or "Pro-Nation Racist"

Hmm... come to think about it, you can also get "Onanistic Parrot" which in it's own way makes up for the others being a bit shite.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:10, 7 replies)

Ooooh, anagrams!
With the recent BBC malarkey, you could conceivably refer to Brand, Ross and Sachs's granddaughter as:

Satanic Porn Trio

Make up your own backstories for:

Parrots In Action
Pro In Castration
No Raincoat Strip
Pin No Aristocrat
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:38, closed)

Why is it
That when you said stair action porn, my first thought was boinking on one of those stanna stairlift thingies?

:-S
(GONEism, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:54, closed)

Hey
If that's what you want to do, don't let us stop you!
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:15, closed)

believe it or not I've done that...
My mum has one... the only problem is this...

We had it set up for giggle, the missus sat on it, bum over the edge, and me stood giggling like a muppet at the bottom of the stairs. I had the remote, and was driving her onto me, and then off... etc. My mum's is a budget version and goes "BEEP" before moving...

BEEP *click* whirr whirr squish *click*
BEEP *click* whirr squish whirr *click*
BEEP *click* whirr whirr squish *click*
BEEP *click* whirr squish whirr *click*

Note to self... BEEP wakes mum up... :o(
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:36, closed)

*Splutters*
I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read that.

But the mental imagery will scar me for life.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:12, closed)

*chortles*
I've just had my neck fixed this morning by a nice chiropractor.

I almost cunted his good work in the fuck laughing at this... :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:47, closed)

*sniggers*
Wipes eyes, and tries again to drink coffee.
( snee held his breath since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:28, closed)