Psychics
I don't get why anyone believes in the twats. They prey on a sad deluded subsection of the population, grieving for a lost love one, lonely and upset, grasping at straws looking for answers. They need help not to be played with by showmen. (the exception I make was those idiots in the Michael Jackson séance they need to be neutered thereby making the future average IQ rise considerably)

Derek Ogilvie was the absolute cunt who used to "read babies minds" cold reading the mums and usually making them cry and feel like terrible mothers. Shouting in their faces under his "trance", I'm amazed he can sleep at night. There was a program when he went up against James Randy's $1000000 dollar prize and failed miserably which I enjoyed immensely. He of course blamed it on the pressure.

"I'm quite hardcore on this. I think every psychic and medium in this country belongs in prison. Even the ones demented enough to believe in what they're doing. In fact, especially them. Give them windowless cells and make them crap in buckets. They can spend the rest of their days sewing mailbags in the dark." - Charlie Brooker
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:52, 10 replies)

For LULZ...
... go to a psychic's stage show and book your ticket under an unlikely name such as Julius Rypszynski. Then wait for the twat to go through the ticket sales list, go on stage and say "I'm getting a man with an accent .... a Polish accent" before taking him to the cleaners.

You may get mugged by old ladies who believe this charlatanery is real on the way out, however.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:59, closed)

Don't forget to talk rubbish to the other audience members in the foyer while you're waiting to go in
Make it interesting, plausible, and specific. Quite often, some of them are "plants" and will report back to the "Psychic", who will then call out a nice ready-made low-probability "hit".
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:03, closed)

More LULZ
Send him some fan mail on flowery notepaper, claiming to be a little old lady and that you're looking forward to his stage show. Fill it with crap about poor, dead Albert and a missing will, and BANG! - quick win.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:42, closed)

*pedantycough*
The average IQ will never change.

I predict that in the future it'll still be 100. Your dead aunt told me so.
(Scritty Bakerman., Thu 27 May 2010, 14:01, closed)

TBH
I know that IQ isn't hereditary I was just being funny(ish)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:03, closed)

I agree, but not what he meant
The average IQ is defined to be 100.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:04, closed)

For some reason I read the title as 'Physics'
You can imagine my concern at reading your first sentance.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:11, closed)

I knew you were going to say that
:OP
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:42, closed)

James Randi
^ Legend.

Loved it when he totally stuffed Uri Geller on live TV..
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:35, closed)

Psychics
I'm with you on this one. Someone else has mentioned them this week too. I referred them to the Reviews Section on Ents24.com for a certain Derek Acorah. That first one is mine, it seems over 50 people agree with me.
www.ents24.com/web/contributions.html?pagetype=artist&pageid=15998
(Mr McKenzie Mr McKenzie, Sun 30 May 2010, 23:25, closed)