Ambulance drivers, nurses
Self-righteous, worthy, and not clever enough to be doctors.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:01, 31 replies)

Aye.
Stoma care nurses can be a right pain in the arse.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 27 May 2010, 15:06, closed)

They are sort of necessary
and by "sort of" I mean "utterly". You seem to be implying that an ideal situation would be several hundred doctors to a hospital and no nurses or paramedics.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:08, closed)

Yeah. What's wrong with that?
Doctors are way cooler, clevererer, and generally sexier, as they don't opt for a job that involves wearing green overalls.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:12, closed)

Surgeons wear green overalls.
Well, depends on the hospital.

But they do in some places.
(Scritty Bakerman., Thu 27 May 2010, 15:14, closed)

That's true.
They can go as well, then.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:16, closed)

on the other hand
it is true doctors are sexier
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:18, closed)

Doctors may be trained in one particular area
Whereas paramedics have to be trained in many.

But all uniforms are sexy if enough buttons are undone.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:24, closed)

I am pretty sure that even Jodie Marsh couldn't make a nurses' overalls sexy.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:31, closed)

Bag on head.
Should do the trick. (Sir)
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:35, closed)

really?

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:24, closed)

Hahahahha
My argument is rocked, but the damage deflected by my use of the word "generally".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:26, closed)

He looks like fucking Ken Russel now!

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:39, closed)

Ah!
So that's what people look like when they're fucking Ken Russell
I can't say I'm surprised...
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:54, closed)

I'm a doctor,
and I'm ugly as fuck.

So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:35, closed)

BUT
I bet you have a lovely bedside manner.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:49, closed)

I'm not saying all doctors are sexy
just that they tend to be sexier than nurses
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:57, closed)

and trolls...
they get right on my tits too.
( sanityclause is waiting until, Thu 27 May 2010, 18:18, closed)

Ha!
I've attended many road accidents where a passing doctor has self righteously let all and sundry know that "I'm a doctor - let me through". Only to then find they are unable to cope with the challenges and stresses of controlling a life threatening injury/trauma in a crushed vehicle whilst at the same time getting IV access in the dark and consoling one of the injured (who is still entrapped upside down) over the mangled or headless corpse of their best mate/dad/mum/etc in the seat next to them and being screamed at by some fuckwit who did a first aid course ten years ago - of course all of this whilst being filmed by the local media.

No, I never wanted to be a doctor and I'm definately not sexy - even with a few uniform buttons undone.
Pray tell A Vagabond, what do you do for a dollar?
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:09, closed)

Winds people up on the internet.
Duh.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:22, closed)

Cool.
He gets paid for it?
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:53, closed)

@ mockingbird
A professional cunt then? Hope he never needs an ambulance. No, actually I hope he does.
(discopants, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:05, closed)

I get the impression you are taking his OP seriously.
I feel this is a significant error on your part.

Your willingness to hope someone else requires hospitalisation also puts you nicely back in the "cunt" box yourself.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:53, closed)